Doctor Quote
Doctor Quote is a collection of over 70,000 quotations, as collected by TheQuoteForToday. com. Browse quotes from many celebrated authors by subject. Random quote selection feature means that there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips! ... com allows quote lovers everywhere to donate to the quote collection and distribution project by purchasing this software at the Soft9000. ... (The Quote For Today) will brighten your day by offering a quote when you start your computer or anytime you click on the advance icon.
http://www.soft9000.com/QUOTEZ2S.EXE - 2b - Download - Screenshot

Auto Signature
* Auto Signature - Free marketing, random famous quote or funny joke tool for Outlook Express* Data Plus Auto Signature is a free software tool that gives extra functionality to your mailing program by adding jokes, quotations or html marketing text on a random basis to an email signature file. ... The software was designed for, set up and tested on Microsoft Outlook Express, but may work on other email clients able to attach an external signature file to it's outgoing mail. ...   Typically you will use it to: Make your emails more interesting by adding random proverb, funny quotes,...
http://www.dataplus.co.za/downloads/asSetup21.exe - 4Mb - Download - Screenshot

Weather Signature
WeatherSig is a fun tool that allows you to display your city weather conditions in your email signature for many popular mail programs. Your signature can be inserted manually or automatically into outgoing messages for Outlook Express, Mozilla Thunderbird and more. ... If your not sure what a fortune cookie is, basically it's a one line joke, proverb, quote of the day line that is inserted into each email you create. ... Animated pictures supported Automatically inserts random one line jokes, quotes, etc.
http://www.weathersig.com/files/weathersig-setup.exe - 2Mb - Download - Screenshot

Quote on Table
More than 2,000 citations, jokes, interesting facts changing on your screen! For your ease of use, those citations are stored in a regular text file that can be edited at any time. The program is very simple, and user-friendly. No prior knowledge is required in order to configure and understand... We are sure that you will enjoy using our Quote-On-Table for many years to come. ... Your enthusiasm is simply enough to get you started with this wonderful program!
http://www.badevlad.com/soft/quote.zip - 460Kb - Download - Screenshot

Power Hour VX Computer Drinking Game
Power Hour VX is the Ultimate Beer Drinking Game. It combines Power Hour, Century Club, and an unlimited minute game option into an interactive and entertaining game. Simply PICK YOUR POISON: Power Hour: 60 SHOTS in 60 Minutes Century Club: 100 SHOTS in 100 Minutes Sick and Twisted: Choose your... The burp will be followed by a random frame (beer quote, general alcohol quote, famous movie quotes, TV show quotes, funny pictures, blonde and yo? ... momma jokes, and the all NEW the "BEER MAN" says...
http://www.powerhourvx.com/demos/PowerHourVX_v5.1.exe - 9Mb - Download - Screenshot

NameSaver
NameSaver is based on the EuroSaver code. Instead of the new currency of the EC it displays names or other bits of text waving over your desktop. It was made as a present for a group of children, with their names as default. (I have changed that default list. ... If you use other kinds of text keep in mind the text will be displayed line by line so if, for instance, you want to use quotes you'll have to put each quote on one single line. ... -- Font -- pick a font and font style. ... -- Highlight -- gives the names their own shadow and highlight.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~remcodek/zip/namesaver.zip - 190Kb - Download - Screenshot

Theme Calendar
Theme Calendar is a Windows application which displays a completely customizable calendar on your desktop with "Themed" messages for each day of the year. Available themes include General Jokes, Adult Jokes, Motivational Quotes and Bible passages. This calendar is a perpetual calendar which will... Multiple messages, one from each theme database, can be displayed on any given day if multiple theme databases are present. ... Messages will repeat on a yearly basis for each database. ... (Additional databases can be purchased at www.
http://www.themecalendars.com/setup_themecalsample.exe - 550Kb - Download - Screenshot

Cipher - A Cryptogram Game by uuba.com
Challenge your mind with great quotes and bad jokes. Cipher is a word game to unscramble phrases by correctly substituting letters of the alphabet into the puzzle - hence deciphering the phrase. Freeware edition includes 1400 puzzles, ability to load other puzzle files, and "crypto-tool" to...
http://www.bradtrupp.com/sw/dl4006.php?icipher0.exe - 412Kb - Download - Screenshot

SmartBee
SmartBee is a software program that randomly replaces your customized email signatures every given minutes with a new funny cookie. A program that both has a nice dynamical graphical user interface, allows you to make your own fun, search for stuff and copy jokes to the clipboard. ... A program with one of the world''s largest collections of unique textual pieces of fun for you. ... A program, written for the purpose of making you happy and perhaps learn one or two witty quotes. ... A program that helps you take those forgotten breaks every hour.
http://geekcorp.com/smartbee/sbee310c.zip - 6Mb - Download - Screenshot

IncrediFace
Put your face or your friends and family into movie poster, famous people, object, animal and hundreds more. Add animation, funny quotes, speech bubbles (callouts), sound effects, voice and background music. It is great for creating photo gift, greeting card, or even practical jokes. ... Have fun with your digital photos and share your smiles and laughs !
http://www.soft2d.com/graphics_&_m...ideo/files/incrediface1530est.exe - 11Mb - Download - Screenshot